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pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

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lameborghini:

lameborghini:

there’s a rumor going around my school that a girl in choir got suspended for fingering herself in class uh

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ur school wins

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badgirlguitar:

curious-wiccan:

Norwegian forest cat chasing a fox

Look at these majestic idiots
they-call-me-nita:

Life is like an ocean. It can be calm and still or rough and rigid. But in the end it’s always beautiful.
i-will-lift-you-higher:

thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:

becuzbacon:

Tell it, Randy.

Randy said fuck your bullshit

Randy layin down the law.

westbor0baptistchurch:

When you make your friend laugh while drinking something and they almost choke to death

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